If you want someone who will do anything to please you,
get a dog.
If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper
without tearing through it first for the sports page,
geta dog.
If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself
because he's glad to see you,
get a dog.
If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of
him and never says his mother made it better,
get a dog.
If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn't
care less about Monday Night Football, and watches
dramatic movies with you as long as you want,
get a dog.
If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up
and keep you warm in bed, and whom you can kick out of bed
if he slobbers and snores,
get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do,
doesn't care how good or bad you look, acts as though
every word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and
loves you unconditionally all the time,
get a dog!
On the other hand...If you want someone who never comes
when you call him, totally ignores you when you walk in
the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over
you, prowls around all night and come home only to eat
and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only
to see that He's happy...
get a CAT.